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	Cow-Man Cow-Man fights for Bovine Justice with the help of his supreme arsenal of weaponized milks! Cow-Man is also currently in possession of the Cheddar Scepter, which holds the power to turn anything into cheese. Also, he has no feet. Only cow hooves.
	Orange Hatter Formerly known as Professor-Radiation-Gun, Cow-Man was able to cure Orange Hatter's radiation induced evil. Now fighting for the forces of good, he is armed with the Hurt Ray Gun. A weapon of his own design, the Hurt Ray Gun mimics the feeling of banging into your funny bone, and amplifies that feeling throughout your entire body. Also, he was recently turned into cheese by Queen Cheese, but was fortunately brought back to life thanks to the Cheddar Tiara.
	Queen Cheese Whenever the Cheddar Tiara is placed atop a piece of lifeless cheese, Queen Cheese is brought to life. She possesses the ability to summon the Cheddar Scepter instantly. Also, she's evil.
	Cownine Cownine is obviously a Dalmatian, however Cow-Man has never heard of such a dog. Thus, he believes Cownine to be some sort of mystical "Cow-Dog". After saving his life once when they met, this dog is a Cow-Man's best friend.
	Cyber-Farmer Cyber-Farmer is brilliant when it comes to merging technology with biology. His glasses are actually display screens connected to tiny bio-tech implants that connect him wirelessly to a supercomputer, which he can access with his mind. Unfortunately, as brilliant as Cyber-Farmer is, he sometimes misjudges his creations, which has lead to them backfiring on numerous occasions. Also, he used to be in Cow-Man's old band, "The Cowtime Folk Explosion".

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